What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:35
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What does it feel like when a guy cums in your ass?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.